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The Loyal Henchmen

             The Evil Genius Labs is only made possible by a large network of henchmen. Each specialized group in the system is led by someone who is distinguished in the field specified. This group of highly skilled henchmen is unmatched by any force in the world in discipline, precision, and loyalty.

Donald Hanson II

             Donald is a talented musician, a gifted photographer, and a generally good guy. However, he was recruited to the team for his unmatched skills behind a computer. It is rumored that he once hacked the homeland security and made it look like the CIA did it. When we need to access any database, break through any security system, or hijack any surveillance cameras, anywhere in the world, Donald has it at his fingertips. As the world becomes more and more reliant on computers and other devices, with Don at our side, we only gain power. Check don out. Or on Facebook.

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“Technical Support”

             This group contains people with a variety of skill sets ranging from computer science, to engineering, to applied mathematics, they even have a chemist among them. Run by Donald Hanson, this group provides all the technical support in the field needed to complete a mission properly, though they would argue that they are actually running the show. Intel gathered from surveillance footage? Security system discretely brought down for easier infiltration? Sabotaged chair that shocks you every time you sit (for cheap laughs)? You can be sure that these guys are behind it. Though they may stay in the shadows, they are an integral part of the team and should not be forgotten

Andrew Ryan

             Known commonly as “The Eagle,” Andrew Ryan is a master of movement. He is said to swoop in and neutralize his target with complete stealth and silence. Andrew is an unrivaled master in parkour and many forms of martial arts. Andrew is a scarier foe than anything that goes bump in the night, because he strikes with far less warning. When we need something done, but we don't need people to know that we did it, this is the person we send. Check Andrew out on Facebook.

The Sky Natives

             These are artists; their canvas is the world as it presents itself, their body the medium. This group is highly skilled in parkour, freerunning, many different forms of martial arts, and many other practically based movement arts. When deployed into the field this team moves with extreme precision and harmony with their surroundings and each-other. They are able to move with such stealth and silence that, unless required to, their presence has never been noticed, until after the job is well complete. Watch your back, because you will never see it coming.

Cyberdyne Systems Model 101

             T-101, more commonly referred to as “The Terminator,” is an android sent from the future to protect the survival of the human race. He was later captured by our labs and reprogrammed to serve our own purposes. He is an unstoppable force due to multiple aspects including his exceptional strength, aim and all other physical aspect that come with futuristic robotic technology. Another aspect that makes him a force to be reckoned with is his extreme dedication to his current objective. He is completely unscathed by pain, psychological warfare, or the thought or fear of death, he has even been known to take multiple bullets in the torso with no major damage. As he has never been known to complete an objective without leaving a bit of a mess, he is only sent in when stealth is not necessary, and when superior firepower is a more desirable aspect than containment. “hasta la vista, baby.”

The Robot Army

           Our brilliant tech team was able to reverse engineer T-101 to create a new model of robot. They were, however, unable to recreate the skin which was grown on the terminator unit. The new model of robot was named the NS-5. These robots assist the terminator with his missions whenever necessary. They will also be crucial when our plots for world domination are in motion; being our military force, completely replacing the need for humans to put themselves in the line of danger during the battles that ensue.