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The year is 2013.

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Who Are We?

             The origin of The Evil Genius Labs, like evil itself, is a mystery. Some say it was forged from the fires of the underworld, some say it just happened, born from human nature. All we know is that it has been around for a very long time. Leaders are chosen for two reasons: first and foremost, their intelligence in furthering the Evil Genius Labs’ endeavors, and of course their capacity for evil. The most notable of leaders being Alexander the Great. The current leader is Davis Thompson, world-renowned physicist, master traceur, and an expert in deception.

             Our main purpose in this world is, above all else, is scientific discovery. Just below that however, is using those discoveries for the ultimate control over the world. To do this we regularly deploy our henchmen on missions which solidify our distinguished presence of mischief in the world. We are, after all, evil geniuses; and we take great pride in the evil part of that name.