Amanda- a man, duh.
Apothecary- a table from The Days of Yore.
Backpacking- a story used to pick up girls.
Break- the longest, worst ongoing fight in history.
Chopsticks- used to fashion a large poking device to make sure your ugly naked neighbor is still alive.
Condoms- used to repopulate the Earth in case of an apocalypse.
Crapweasel- someone sneaky who cheats. Paulo.
English trifle- first a layer of ladyfingers, then a layer of jam, then custard made from scratch, then raspberries, more ladyfingers, then beef sauteed with peas and onions, then a little more custard, and then bananas, and then whipped cream on top. Tastes like feet.
Essence- chair cushions.
Floopy- a feeling of confusion when life doesn't go as planned.
Food- what Joey doesn't share.
Frienaissance- an activity to renew friendship.
Friend zone- a platonic relationship that won't turn into anything more. The place where Ross is mayor.
Geller Cup- a troll doll nailed to a two by four.
Gleba- the fleshy spore-bearing inner mass of fungi. Emma's first word.
Holiday armadillo- Santa's part Jewish friend who helps him spread holiday joy.
Hypnotism- help a strong, confident woman stop smoking.
I'm fine- I'm not fine.
Ichiban- Japanese lipstick for men.
Joincidence- coincidence with a 'c'.
Kayak- appropriate living room furniture.
Lobster- soulmate.
Mississippilly- the way to count at a tanning salon.
Moistmaker- a piece of bread dipped in gravy, placed in a Thanksgiving leftovers sandwich.
Moo point- like a cow's opinion, it doesn't matter.
My eyes!- the phrase used when you see something you can't unsee, giving you the feeling your eyes are melting out of your head.
Netherlands- a make-believe place where Peter Pan and Tinkerbell come from.
Nubbin- a third nipple.
Oh, de foof- a French expression of surprise.
Pas de Bourree- dance move, steppity step.
Paste- made by lotion and powder, used to help put on leather pants that shrunk.
Phalange- a very important part of an airplane, and a last name.
Pivot- the way one must move in order to carry a couch upstairs.
Racquetball buddies- friends with benefits.
Scrud- a bad person.
Thanksgiving pants- they don't get any tighter no matter how much you eat. Maternity pants.
Thursday- the third day (Monday, one day. Tuesday, two day. Wednesday, when, huh, what day? Thursday, the third day).
Transponster- not even a word, potentially Chandler Bing's job.
Water balloon- beats fire in rock, paper, scissors.
Whappah- whipped.
White- paper! snow! a ghost!
Unagi- a state of total awareness. And freshwater eel.
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