Jokes!!
1.Why do brides wear white? Well, don't all kitchen appliances come in white?
2.I told my mum that I'd opened a theatre. She said, 'Are you having me on?' I said, 'Well I'll give you an audition, but I'm not promising you anything.'
3.Two vomits were walking down the street when all of a sudden one started to cry.
“What's up with you?” asks the other vomit.
“Oh I always get emotional when I get to this place...this is where I was brought up.”
4.Was drinking in town last week so took a bus home. No big deal you say. But I have never driven a bus before.
5.Just did a series of multiple choice question tests....I got all a's.
2.I told my mum that I'd opened a theatre. She said, 'Are you having me on?' I said, 'Well I'll give you an audition, but I'm not promising you anything.'
3.Two vomits were walking down the street when all of a sudden one started to cry.
“What's up with you?” asks the other vomit.
“Oh I always get emotional when I get to this place...this is where I was brought up.”
4.Was drinking in town last week so took a bus home. No big deal you say. But I have never driven a bus before.
5.Just did a series of multiple choice question tests....I got all a's.
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