Barney:

It's gonna be legen... wait for it... dary!

Think of me like Yoda, but instead of being little and green I wear suits and I'm awesome. I'm your bro-I'm Broda!

Suit up!

Haaaaave you met Ted?

It's gonna be legend-... wait for it... and I hope you're not lactose intolerant because the second half of that word is DAIRY!


Robin:

Ring bear-er


Lily:

Hey, nice shirt, Ted. Is it yesterday already?

Thank you, Linus.


Marshall:

It's BaskIceball, the greatest game ever. We invented it. it's Awesome!

Lawyered!


Ted:

Wait, so when you said we were going to pick someone up at the airport, you meant we were going to *pick someone up* at the airport?

I'm gonna do what that guy couldn't, I'm gonna take the plunge... Well, I guess that's not a perfect metaphor since... for me it's falling in love and for him it's... death.