I don't know what it is about me that makes
people think I want to hear their problems.
Maybe I smile too much. Maybe I wear too much pink.
But please remember I can rip your throat out if I need to.
And also know that I am not a hooker. That was a long, long
time ago. -Pam
Maybe Jesus was the first vampire.
Man, he rose from the dead too,
and he told people, '
Hey y’all, drink my blood, it’ll give you special powers'
-Jason.
Sookie: I'm scared.
Eric: Death is scary. I've been avoiding it for a thousand
years.
Sarah: I'm a horrible person
aren't I?
Pam: Yes dear you are.