The Best Quotes from The Office
"I talk a lot, so I've learned to just tune myself out..." -Kelly Kapoor
"I am Beyonce always." -Michael Scott
"I am running away from my responsibilities and it feels good." -Michael Scott
"One day Michael came in and complained about a speed bump on the
highway. I wonder who her ran over then." -Jim
Halpert
"Whenever I'm about to do something, I think, 'Would an idiot do
that?' and if they would, I do not do that thing." -Dwight Schrute
"Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica" -Jim
Halpert
"I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days before
you've actually left them." -Andy Bernard
"That's what she said." -Michael Scott
"Everything I have I owe to this job...this stupid, wonderful,
boring, amazing job." -Jim Halpert
"Me think, why waste time say lot word, when few word do trick." -Kevin Malone
"Sometimes the clothes at Gap Kids are just too flashy." -Angela Martin
"Oh you're paying way too much for worms. Who's your worm guy?" -Creed Bratton
"Tell him to call me ASAP as possible." -Michael
Scott
"Close your mouth, sweetie. You look like a trout." -Phyllis Vance
"I've got a golden-ticket idea. Why don't you skip on up to the roof
and jump of?" -Stanley Hudson